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Wifi Speed Spray Bottle (Looks Authentic!)
Enjoy our Innocuous Decoy for the Network Challenged!
The patented formula in WiFi Speed Spray™ is the result of years of scientific research and testing. Simply spray the area around your network device, computer, mobile phone or any device that uses WiFi. Usually five or six sprays is all it takes! As your computer sends data, each bit also carries hundreds of invisible WiFi Speed Spray™ "scrubbing" molecules. It works at the speed of light. and even penetrates lead walls. Within .0025 seconds, the entire path between you and the receiver is cleaned, scrubbed, polished, and sanitized. You'll notice the improvement immediately as your productivity soars!
Wifi Speed Spray™ lasts up to one hour under normal conditions. When you notice that things are slowing down, just grab your handy WiFi Speed Spray™ and reapply!
(Fill our empty spray bottle with water, and leave it around your office to entice co-workers to improve the Wifi network with a few short bursts into the air. The increased bars of reception will only confirm it works! The knowledge that they're only adding moisture and sweat to an otherwise unaffected signal only confirms you don't get paid enough.)
- Ships Disassembled
- Comes Empty!
- Plastic Spray Bottle, Vinyl Product Sticker
- 5.2 oz
- 3" x 7.5"