I hate to admit I have a blog.

Andrew Davidson, December 2016

The site contents sways from text-based rants to photo galleries and video snippets, depending on the primary personal archiving funnel I felt like using that moment. Newest at the top, you may have to scroll down to the 1990's, where I host pre-internet content that deserves some bandwidth. All content is highly personal, highly volatile, and probably absurdly dull if you don't know Andrew Davidson of Philadelphia (OG: Flourtown). Photos are taken by me, videos are shot by me, downloads are designed by me, and text is definitely authored by me. I'm trying to clear older blog content that I did not create (rather collected), but still host scanned items and defunct user manuals out of spite. In the interest of hiding this pages' sheer weight, each year must be clicked to display the long-ish list of posts from that year. We're trying to set the (minimum viable) bar of a personal all-static HTML website, so our URL's won't have to change ever again, and our content should be forever accessible from any device. I write because I forget.


2024
Disc Jockey Love
My Christmas Album of Popular Covers
One Month Cold Turkey News - How's It Going?
Know Your Heroes
My Oddly Popular International T-Shirt Designs that surprised even me!
Reusing Deck Material to Make a Hideaway Nook Cheap!
My 'Bachelor' Cottage Pie Recipe
Celebrating 20 Years of Service with a Retirement
Fuck You Billionaires - Free PDF Download to Join the Sentiment!
Tribute to Elwood Edwards
Influencer Karaoke
No News Is Good
Planning for the Trump Duties
Always Vote Against the One Percenters
Drinks for my Neighborhood Friendly Feral Cat Colony
Meet Sophie the Cat
Making It Smart and Frugal
Living On Main Street
The Pleasure of Voting Early
EnergyBot - the Helpful Energy Supplier Helper!
Replacing my Sonos Audio system due to the encroaching enshittification.
Cold Turkey Quitting my Divitis Addiction with Semantic HTML Markup
2023 - The Year I Met Adderall
Free PayPal IPN Handler with Google Sheets and Apps Script
Setup a Raspberry Pi Zero W to run a Web Browser in Kiosk Mode as a free personal Dashboard
Get out of any cell phone call with this one simple trick!
Who's Number One in sending Spam? Trump, of course.
STOP getting bugged via SMS
Add this streaming app to your arsenal, mostly because it's (ad) free!
How to convert Date/Time into Unix Timestamp in Google Sheets (Simply Copy Formula!)
Welcome Zeno!
Flashback 1960 - Day Planner Page with Reel-to-Reel Note
Green with envy of my cowardly Yellow decision - adopting Home Assistant
You Made The Front Page of Google!
Inflation forced me to make my own Soda!
Parachuting Off My Cloud Addiction
Why are modern Bible translations copyrighted?
Uncle Frank's Liqueur Recipes (Repost)
Insert Coin Scrap Tile Art
Odd Telephone Numbers
Double Your Kitchen Drawer Space with Custom Wood Inserts (No Joinery, All Glue)
Inflation forced me to make my own Breakfast!
2023
I Hate Artificial Intelligence
Quick In-Browser Text Editor - Edit and Save Text - Now with Formatting Removed for easier edits!
Memorial Day Weekend Camping Trip at Delaware Water Gap
If you can't beat them, send them bad packets instead...
2022
Dumping 'Digital'
All Quiet In The Western Font - Free PDF Prank Wall Poster Download
Quick In-Browser Text Editor - Edit and Save Text
Your New Bucket List - Free PDF Download
You Deserve A Standing Ovation!
Your Site Has Been (Not) Hacked
Before and After Vision Test
Welcome Ai Ludwig!
Your Front Door Proximity
Notice Notification Sign Recursive Notice - Free PDF Download
Free Paper Template to Hold 2.7" Passive NFC-Powered e-Paper Module
We Buy Souls - Free PDF Download
Being Microchip Resourceful During The Pandemic
Everything Looks Like a 3D Nail when you only have a Hammer
PrimeFilm 1800 USB Slide Scanner Drivers
Meet Jack & Jill
Audio Snippets from the Cutting Room Floor
My Slow Movie Player
How To Make Pot Lollipops (THC Edibles)
There's No Security In the Past
Dusting Off My Film Degree
2021
So, You Want To Make Custom Stickers like Me?
2020
A Mask is not a political statement, it is an IQ test.
Chewbacca Roar Prank Phone Contest Blank - Free PDF Download
Sailors Urinal Warning Sign - Free PDF Download
Work From Home Opportunities for the Pandemic Confined
Not Open Double-Take Pandemic Business Sign - Free PDF Download
Pizza Pie Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download
Thunderous Radio Reborn! - Stream 1990's Era Mixtapes (Warning: Autoplaying Audio)
Literal Pie Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download
Specifically Vague Office Hours Sign - Free PDF Download
This Blog Post Does Not Exist
Please Don't Confuse Your Google Search With My Medical Degree - Free PDF Download
The Future of Good Old Fashioned Hard Labor - A Short Story
Caution: Trump Lies - Free Unelection PDF Download
I'm Gonna Have To Give Up The News
The 'Infinite Spoken Word Theorem' (Warning: Autoplaying Audio)
Advice from a Tree - Free PDF Download
The Thought Stops Here - Updated Portrait of our Resident
Adding a Random Quote to your Static Blog with Javascript - Web Tutorial
Republicans Love to Absentee Vote! - Free PDF Poster Download
April Fools Day 2020 Postponed - Free PDF Download
Reinventing the Oxcart - Adding RSS to our static written blog
Stay The *uck Inside Letter Sized Poster - Free PDF Download
Coronavirus Vector Illustration - Free SVG Download
Unelection Posters for 2020 (Un-elect Senators Richard Burr & Kelly Loeffler) - Free PDF Poster Downloads
Signs of the Apocalypse
Spit Spreads Death 2020 COVID-19 Update Free PDF Download
No Cigarette Butts in the Flower Pot Sign - Free PDF Download
A Wacky Prediction for Pi Day
    ↖ Coronavirus Posts ↗
Beware of ideas that can fit on a bumper sticker! Announcing our Sticker Subscription Service - 8 Weeks of Stickers for $20
Pyramid Chart Joke Prank Handbill - Free PDF Download
The Asshole Parking Game - Gotta Give Them All Away! - Prank Free PDF Download
Behind the Design: The look book that inspired a Current T-Shirt Design
Low Self Esteem Meeting Today - Prank Free PDF Download
'Remove Me' Annoying Stickers 16 Years Later - The Trumpdate We've All been Waiting For!
The One Where We Begrudgingly Upgrade Our Blog's Print Stylesheet - A smattering of genius print CSS Tricks to try!
Announcing a New Digital Conversion Service from Under Design - DVD to MP4
Always Put The Fucking Toilet Lid Down!
2019
Reasons to Smoke Marijuana (Repost!)
Going Slightly Viral in 2019
Pac Man Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download
A-ha Take On Me 1980's Prank Handbill Free PDF Download
Flying is Instant Gratification; Trains are Delayed Gratification
Fahrenheit is Better for Humans!
Scars are like Tattoos, only with better Stories
Brainteaser Solution Animated: What English 9-Letter Words That Becomes a New Word Each Time You Drop a Letter?
Why Are You Littering? Philadelphia Street Sign Proposal - Free PDF Download
Idea Farm: Citizen Cop - Streaming Video App
New Years Resolutions for Digital Displays - Prank Speak Bubble Signs Free PDF Download
2018
Lost Allen Keys (Joke Lost Sign) - Free PDF Download
Toilet Rules (for Boy's Bathrooms) - Free PDF Download Joke Warning Sign
Fancy Piece of Paper Certificate for Nothing - Free PDF Download Joke Award
In Case of Fire / Use Stairs - Free PDF Download Joke Sign
Deskslapper Prank Printout - Free Download
No Smirking Warning Sign - Free PDF Download Sign
Banjo Lessons Joke Tear-off Poster - Free PDF Download Joke Sign
My Instagram Archive of Images (August 30th, 2014 - March 17th, 2018)
Awesome Tear-off Poster - Free PDF Download Inspirational Sign
Shoplifters will be Prostituted - Free PDF Download Joke Sign!
Beware of Log - Free PDF Download Joke Sign!
Making an Inexpensive yet High Quality Air Filter for your Health!
Thanks ESPO! Love, Under
Octopus Cruelty Awareness Poster - Free PDF Download
Emergency Phone - Art Prank
DIY Raspberry Pi Zero W 120v Eight AC Outlet Relay Controllers
How to reattach the snapped lead on a 1/2" VHS magnetic tape
How to fix a snapped magnetic Compact Cassette Tape - Splicing 1/8" magnetic tape
Pet Turtle Sized Pizza Boxes DIY Prank or Decor - Ninja Turtle Order Slips and Toppings!
Our Handheld iPad Checkout Station using Square technology
Cubbyhole Inception Free PDF Template Design for Ikea Expedit/Kallax Units
Free Official Government Instructions in case of Nuclear Bomb Attack - PDF Download
Email Abuse for Fun and Profit
Free Medical Cannabis Strain Avery 5160 Labels for NJ & CA Dispensaries
Three SD Card Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design
Six Micro SD Card Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design
2017
New Key Dongle / Membership Barcode Saving Mobile App - Free and Secure!
Philadelphia Area Medical Marijuana Dispensaries announced March 2017
Skeleton Key Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design
DIY Wood Rack Mount Designs with Rack Rails
2016
Wallet-Friendly Septa Token Holder Free PDF Design
Philadelphia Public Pools Map
Drugs By Drone - Delivery Company of the Future!
Hacking Open an Ivee Sleek Voice Activated Clock
Cigarbox Light Switch Cover for Dummies!
As Seen On VCR - Stills from VCR Tapes
2015
Passport Photos on the Cheap (50¢) using our free Photoshop templates
My DIY Vegetarian Chili Recipe
Amazon S3 Redirection Instructions
F@*k You too, Modern Healthcare!
Recovering a (decades old) Windows 2000 Server for Virtualization
What are you doing this Friday in Philadelphia? Come see me DJ at Cafe Chimosa January 16, 2015
Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce Recipe
New Years Day Parade - Philly Mummers (Auto Gallery)
2014
78rpm Vinyl Record Sleeves from the Early 1900's
Philly Naked Bike Ride 2014 - 35 Photos from the Rider's Perspective!
Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride 2014 Preview Photo
My (Bachelor Style) Black Bean Quinoa (BBQ) Salad
Stave off a Hangover with this Simple Trick!
Deducing the Scene of the Crime when you fall victim to Food Poisoning...
Permanently Remove Yourself from Receiving Credit Card Offers - Forever!
Prevent PayPal Drain - Check this Profile 'feature' to prevent Automated Payments
Don't Forget to Backup! Archiving your Raspberry Pi boot SD card to your Macintosh
Cleaning Reel-to-Reel Playback Heads with Alcohol and Cotton Swabs
My Daily Vitamin Regimen and the Reasons behind each Suppliment Choice
How to fix a snapped DAT (Digital Audio Tape) - Breakdown & Reassembled Picture Gallery
2013
New Clothing Tip: Discover How Well Your Fashions Age with this Quick Tip!
I Love My Kitchen Safe! Now Sweets are Locked Away from my own Temptations!
No Room in your Small Apartment to Decorate for Christmas?
Philadelphia City Planning Points Directly to Art Museum
Broke Your Rib? Here's What You Can Expect in the Next Two Months
Media Pirate Shorthand Dictionary & Definitions
Some of my Favorite Comics
Diminutive Crane Delivers Payloads 6-Stories Up in the Conjested City
The Three Minute Test - Download this free PDF of this mind-boggling trick test for Students who need to read before they act!
Radio Craftsmen Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box
How to Buy Social Cred for a Buck!
Slideshow Picture Oddessy through Pocono Lake Preserve, July 2013
Download this free The Pirate Bay Gift Card PDF design, use it to prank or inform newbs!
George Orwell on 'Journalism'
Find Philadelphia - Hilariously dated 1977 Promo Video for the City of Brotherly Love
DIY Window Cleaner - Recycle your Squirt Bottle for Big Savings!
Groovy Vinyl: Pee Wee & Fingers
Exclusive Photos of Two Liberty Place in Philadelphia growing a Unicorn Horn!
Free Downloadable 7 foot Measuring Tape for capturing your Body Measurements for Tailored Clothing
Laptop over 30 years - 1983 - 2013
I Voted Today!
20 Things I've learned in 20 years as a freelance Designer
How to get a local copy of all your hosted WordPress.com images - Follow this step by step tutorial!
Reupholstering My Emeco Armchairs - A Picture Oddessy!
Dining a la Covert Cuisine in Philadelphia
Audio Digitizing Tip: Normalize Vinyl Tracks after you Record them
'Tape It Off The Air' - Blank Reel Tape Manufacturer Teaches you How to Pirate Music!
Hacking a Daily Pill Dispenser for my handful of Horse Pills
Free Clip Art - 50′s-Era Well Dressed Couple Lounging on Couch in Living Room Pen Sketch
I Can Record On a Disc! - The Introduction of Minidisc in 1993
My (Free) European Hosted Raspberry Pi is online!
Bad Designers Copy. Average Designers Imitate. Great Designers Steal.
Making Shortcode URL's easier to read by Humans
2012
July 7 - Pocono Lake Preserve Visit
August 8 - Hidden Door Shelving
August 23 - Diner En Blanc
August 25 - Philly Naked Bike Ride
October 11 - Kai's 9th Birthday
One Hit Wonders: Mac Applications that you can't live without!
Mind-Blowing Story about Life, the Afterlife, and Everyone
Artifact from the Future - WiFi Booth from upcycled Public Telephone
My First Kickstarter Investment Has Arrived!
The Digital Death of Designing for Recto / Verso
The Tiny Tiny iPad Mini
Yet Another Raspberry Pi Bootstrap
My Visit to the Warby Parker Class Trip Bus
Kai's 9th Birthday
Self Portrait
These are Tearable Puns - Download this free PDF Bulletin-Board Print!
Accidental Typography
3 Sure Signs you Should Finally Convert your VHS Tapes to DVD
My DIY Book Scanner Build as told in Pictures
More Blank Reel-to-Reel Audiotape Box Artwork!
Groovy Vinyl Jackets: 78rpm Vinyl Record Sleeves from 1940-50's
Making the Made in America Stage
Compact Cassette Blank J-Card Artwork from India
Philly Naked Bike Ride 2012 - 52 pictures from the Participant View!
Philadelphia's Diner en Blanc - Flash Mob Fine Picnic Dining comes to Philly!
Hidden Door Shelving Layout
Pocono Visit
Looking for clever (funny) Best Man speech jokes?
My Raspberry Pi Has Arrived!
Radio Shack 3 inch Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box Artwork from the 1970's
Advice to the Artist as a Young Graduate: Hang your own shingle
Never talk to a Collection Agency on the Phone!
Gas Money Live in Center City Philadelphia!
Groovy Vinyl: Superior Disc from 1948 (with surprisingly modern advice for budding Turntablists!)
Old Yellowed Folded Thin Paper Free Texture Background - Free Clip Art
Peer-to-Peer Sharing of Music, Circa 1972
Four More Classic Cassette J-Card Stock Artwork from the 1970's
Design blast from the Past: Galaxie Magnetic Recording Tape Outer Box from Coleman Electronics
DIY: Turn your Ikea Moment Glass-topped Desk into a Standing Desk
Four Classic Cassette J-Card Stock Artwork from the 1970's
Design By Committee: The U.S. Pledge of Allegiance over the Years
The Math behind why Compact Disc's sound better than Vinyl Records!
DIY Hanging Bike Racks (with Ikea Broder and Stolmen Parts) for under $15 per Bike!
78rpm Home Recording Vinyl Disc Label Art from 1938
2011
Free Dr. Who 'Tardis' paper craft model PDF
2011 Apartment 2R Upgrades
Sony Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box
Generic Reel-to-Reel Blank Magnetic tape box from 1967
Slurp! Magazine 1993-94 (East Coast Rave Culture) Issues 4-9 PDF Scans
Shamrock Recording Tape for Reel-to-Reel Outer Box from 1975
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is actually a Ginger!
Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Thrillers and Chillers
Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Scary Spooky Stories
Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Great Ghost Stories
Halloween 2011
BASF Magnetophonband Typ LGS 35 Reel-to-Reel Tape Pivot-out Box
Maestro brand blank Reel-to-Reel magnetic tape box artwork from 1970
Philly Naked Bike Ride 2011 from the Participant View!
Audio Devices Inc. Blank Reel 'Audiotape' Boxart from the 1960-70's
Opt-Out from all the popular Data-Mining Companies who sell your Private Info!
Reel-to-Reel Tape Care & Handling Instructions
Remove Distractions at Work with this Free PDF Sign
The Sound of the Sixties: Liberty Records Inner Vinyl Sleeve
Classic Magnetic Reel Blank Tape Packaging from the 1970's
European Compact Cassette Covers (J-Cards) from the 1980's
Blast from the Past: RCA Victor 45rpm Label Protect Sheets
Free PDF Download the Scott Belt-Drive Turntable PS 59 User Manual
Tablets vs. Laptop - Separating 'Creators' from the 'Consumers'
Groovy Vinyl: Four Types of 'Home Recorder' Record Discs (78rpm) from the 30's and 40's
'Listening In Depth' to Columbia Records Inner Vinyl Liner from the 1950's
1950's Record Manufacturing Plant Illustration from Century Records from Saugus, California
Free PDF Download of the Teac A-2500 Reel-to-Reel Stereo Tape Deck User Manual and Brochure
Groovy Vinyl Jacket: Rock-ola Safety Rim 7 inch Recorder Disc Jacket from the 1950's
Columbia Records Inner Vinyl Liner from the 1950's
20 Easy Ways to Re-use (Unrecyclable) Vinyl Records
Good Reuse of Bicycle Tubes - Save the Environment and turn them into Rubber Bands!
RCA Victor Vinyl Slipcover from the 1950's
How 44¢ saved me $20 thanks to the Government!
Getting my Mustek ScanExpress A3 Tabloid Scanner working under Photoshop CS4 on Mac OSX
TDK Blank Compact Cassette J-Card Art from 1979
Ikea Moment Computer Desk Assembly Instructions in PDF format
Groovy Vinyl: Your Living Bill of Rights
Best of Both Worlds: Hacking an EyeFi SD Card to run CHDK
Blank Cassette J-Card Art of Yesteryear!
Astrological Sign Art from the back of Capitol Unrecorded (Blank) 1/4 inch Reel to Reel Sound Tape Package from 1970
Recordio 78rpm Record 'Album' to Safely Store your Collection - Jacket Artwork from Wilcox-Gay
Free PDF Download of the Panasonic / Technics SV-DA10 DAT Recorder User Manual!
The Blue Note Story (from Vinyl Liner Jacket)
DIY iPad Stand Mods & Hacks
How to Care for an 8mm Video Tape (according to Radio Shack circa 1988)
Ryan & Kristin Davidson's Wedding [Photo Gallery]
Hadas & Dan Reinhertz's Wedding [Photo Gallery]
Jay & Lori Soda's Wedding [Photo Gallery]
Gretchen & Michael Aregood's Wedding [Photo Gallery]
2010
Groovy Vinyl Recently On My Turntable (2010 Annual Edition)
Downloadable Copies of the Sony DTC 690 DAT Recorder User Manual and Service Manual (Free, one click, easy!)
Quick and Dirty FREE Joining of MP3 files on a Mac!
Big Daddy Blake Tart Wedding [Photo Gallery]
Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test #3 - Lemon Lime, Fruit Punch Flavor Review
Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test #2 - Lemonade, Watermelon, Cranberry Lemonade
Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test - Blue Raspberry, Orange Blend or Loko UVA
What you WON'T hear on Television tonight!
Do It Yourself iPad Stand - All you need is Cardboard and this free PDF design!
The Daily Lava Lamp Clock
Own a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook? Download this new printable Forward from the Author!
Philly Naked Bike Ride [Photo Gallery]
Colorado Kitchen Scans [Photo Gallery]
Hope, Nope, Dope, Pope - Knockoff Bumper Sticker found in the wild!
Colorado Davidson Girls [Photo Gallery]
How to Escape Jury Duty Requests & Get Back to Work!
Hacktory Happy Hour [Photo Gallery]
Think we have it bad today? RIAA and MPAA have been long at it.
From the Archives: Static Fish #11 'At Least I Told Him' Comic from 1989
Dead by Dawn Newsletter (3 Issues published in 1993) East Coast Rave 'zine
From the Archives: Static Fish #10 'Anarchy' Comic from 1989
Camping on Assateague Island [Video], Fall 2009
How I Envisioned Modern Day Vampires in 1989
Camping at St. Mary's with Guy [Photo Gallery]
33 Years ago today, VHS was introduced to America
Hadas' Hang Free Photos [Photo Gallery]
Jamming New Technology into Old Devices: My Bluetooth Phone Handset
Hey Mom! A reputable reason for NOT making my bed!
Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 4
Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 3
How I deleted my Facebook account - and you can too!
7-11: Same Cost, Reduced Value (or Where's my 7 ounces of soda!)
I ♥ QR Codes, But PLEASE use them properly!
Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 2
Make your own Power Over Ethernet Injector set for $2 in Parts
Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 1
Free PDF Download: Twitter Tiny Blue Bird (Dead or Alive) Vector Logo
My Love/Hate Relationship with Soda Pop
The Government Can't Do Anything Right!
Using Wood Glue to Deep Clean Vinyl Records
Hacktory Inventor's Video
Go Presidential on your Desktop with my free POTUS Desktop, as seen on TV!
Wrist Pain? Watch this 4min Video of Exercises for Tendonitis and Carpal Tunnel!
I Hate St. Patricks Day!
Secret One-Minute Box of Donuts Trick - Prepare your Taste Buds!
My Instant ‘Spray Mount' Booth that Folds Away!
Bachelor Chow: Cornholio (Cheese Corn-Dog Casserole)
Getting still JPEGs from Hawking HNC-210 Internet Cameras
In Which I Make a Stand-up Figure Drawing of Myself....
Ryan's Place [Photo Gallery]
Why are most National Holidays on a Monday?
Nostalgia! Don't Touch That CD-ROM!
Funny Money Marks (Seen this on a Hundred Dollar Bill?)
Jump The Shark Sign - Free PDF Download
Blizzard 2010 Video Gallery [6'40 RT]
Introducing the iPed - Apple's Latest Breaking Technology Mashup
Photos from a Century Ago
My Favorite ATM and Why!
Definition of a QRcode in a QRcode
What "Digital" meant in 1979...
"Online Content is not Worth very much"
Photos from a Century Ago
40's Era Lounge Singer with a Huge Microphone - Free Clip Art
Copyright Bitchslap #2 (and How to Hide Your Internet Activity)
Dead Laptop? Target Disk Mode Is Your Friend!
Sony CCD-TR101 User Manual
38 Days Since Someone Reset this Sign (Part 2)
Downtown Philadelphia [Video Gallery]
38 Days Since Someone Reset This Sign (Part 1)
The Demise (and Reinvention) of Design in Audio Packaging
Christmas Eve in Jewtopia
2009
Sewing Machine Lesson
In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 3)
In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 2)
In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 1)
2009 Blizzard Video
Hacking Vinyl Records for the Best Play...
Apple's iSlate is late!
4 Suns
Monetizing My YouTube Video
I Answer Other People's Mail
Recently on my Turntable
(2) 7 inch 78's on the Record Player
2-Minute LED Bulb Diffuser
Death. Taxes. Data-Loss.
Thanks Hack-A-Day!
eBook Demo Videos
iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 4 of 4)
iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 3 of 4)
iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 2 of 4)
iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 1 of 4)
Voice-O-Graph from 1948
Masters of the 45rpm Universe
Extended Family Portrait 2009
Crazy Idea, Right? - Boost SEO with good writing!
Recently on my Turntable
Making Lasagne with Eva in Colorado on November 29th, 2009
Chumby 2.0
Hannah Ruth Silver and Jason Robert Smith's Wedding on October 26, 2009
Small Metal Objects
Chefame
Hadas' Hang Free Photos
Philly Naked Bike Ride
Run with Hadas
Sylvan's 8th Birthday - July 20, 2009
Pocono Lake Preserve - July 18, 2009
PEX Festival
Hadas and Andrew
Schmidt's with Hadas
Governor Rendell
2008
Hanging with Elvira on Halloween 2008
Jeff Greenhouse Wedding - July 5, 2008
It's all just one damn TXT file to Google!
Bathroom Water Conservation Policy Form
Corporate Bank Chain Parody Logo Print
Hope Nope Dope Pope Sticker - Free PDF Sticker
US Letter-Sized Inkjet Printer Test Sheets
DIY Glass Cleaner Replacement Labels
Plastic Recycling Chart - Free PDF Poster
More Dangerous Looking/Informative DiHydrogen Monoxide (Water) Labels
What Would Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Show?
Kitten Captcha Turing Test Images
What Would Playboy Show?
Ikea Tullsta Armchair on Wheels!
How to replace a dead battery on a Powerfile DVD Jukebox.
Install an External Waste Ink Tank on an Epson Stylus Photo 1280
2007
Christmas 2007
Hang Free
Sean O'Neal Wedding
Camping in Cape May
John Shenk Art Opening
The Lava Lamp Clock
I Hate Keys! Wallet-Friendly Key Holder
What the Easter Bunny Leaves When He Hates You
Philadelphia Skyline Portraits 2007
2006
Party Order Form - Just Fill out, Copy & Cut!
Fuck Buddy Contract
Halloween Graveyard
How to Sew
Mark Levito's 40th Birthday
xFader Build Photos
Hang Free
Selfies
DJing at PADA Party
Phoebe Davidson
Colorado Trip
Bill Gat's Wedding
Mann Music Center Concert
Poconos
Hang Free
Chris & Monique Gantz Wedding
2005
My Birthday Party
Echo Chic Christmas Party
Silk City with Jeff
Thanksgiving Group Photo 2005
2017 Second Floor Polyurthane
Midnight Pretzels Video
Sailing Trip
Hadas at Work
Dinner with Mom and Dad
Mojito with Hadas
Making Time
Elena's Birthday Brunch
Silk City
Hang Free
Mojito
Rittenhouse Concert
HST Pool Party
Jay Soda's 35th Birthday
PADA Christmas in July Party
Darren's House Party - July 3
Live 8 - July 2
Silk City - June 11
Hang Free - May 30
Manayunk with Maria and Dave
Hanging in Manayunk with Maria
Green Room
Karaoke
Wink's Birthday
Monique's 30th Birthday
Jonathan's Karaoke Birthday
2004
Christmas Photos
Ultimate Christmas Party 2004
My Birthday Party
Birthday Photos by Chris Gantz
Birthday at Medusa's
DesigNerds4
Thanksgiving in Princeton
Thanksgiving Eve
Gina's Birthday
Hanging with Tre
DJ Udoh at Medusa's
Halloween on the Cheap
I Spend too much time at Medusa's
Chris Mauro at North Third
Debbie
House Party
Medusa / Bodega
Hanging at Medusa's
Snow Day Parking Spot filled with a Chair? (for South Philadelphia Drivers!)
Remove Me (Anti-GWB Sticker for 2004 Election)
2003
Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!
January 9 - Danielle's Birthday
March 27 - Todd's Birthday
August 22 - Visit Aillinn in NY
October 31 - Halloween Night
November 1 - Halloween Party
November 8 - Stacy's Birthday
November 9 - Wedding
November 19 - DesigNerds
December 5 - My Birthday Party
December 12 - Chris Gantz' Birthday
December 13 - Ultimate Christmas Party
December 31 - New Years Eve
2002
Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!
January 5 - Hair of the Dog Gala
March 2 - DJ Under Video
June 8 - Booze Cruise 3
June 14 - Erica's House Party
June 22 - Keith & Robin's Wedding
December 31 - New Years Eve 2002
2001
Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!
August 24 - Booze Cruise
September 2 - Don't Fake the Funk
September 28 - Booze Cruise 2
2000
Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!
May 7 - Point to Point
August 6 - Divebar
1993
Photos from the East Coast Rave Scene 1993-1994
1989-1992
CRT-Powering-On
Links to my Pratt Institute Undergraduate Film / Video Projects, with embedded viewers to look at my college video and film work. I cringe at the poor acting, sloppy editing, and low-res graphics on these, but remember how tedious the technology was at the time.
The Balcony (1992) 11'25 RT
[Unfinished] Set in Paris during the German blitz during World War 2, an English Spy converts an enemy spy while disposing of another without lifting a finger.
My Brother - 30 sec. P.S.A. (1992) 00'36 RT
Familial love and obligations also influence children to try drugs, too.
Dead (1991) 08'44 RT
Two glimpses of a future wherein one dies famous, the other in poverty.
Chess (1991) 25'47 RT
An American and Russian student find themselves head-to-head in a chess tournament, where their internal struggles become external national rebellion.
Where Are The Next Big Directors (1991) 15'26 RT
In this tongue-in-cheek comedy, two inept directors interview local art school film student directors ineffectively and must cut corners to finish the project.
Travels (1990) 04'20 RT
Stream-of-consciousness trip of film footage.
Trials And Punishment (1990) 03'40 RT
In a futuristic trial, a man is convicted and sentenced to a horrific punishment.
As Yet Untitled (1989) 14'56 RT
An infatuated hacker uses his leet skills to nuke the world when he is scorned by a girl who dates his best friend.
The Successful Pickup (1989) 06'55 RT
A young writer regales us with his pickup skills at a party with a surprise ending.