I hate to admit I have a blog.

Tribute to Elwood Edwards

Influencer Karaoke

No News Is Good

Planning for the Trump Duties

Always Vote Against the One Percenters

Drinks for my Neighborhood Friendly Feral Cat Colony

Meet Sophie the Cat

Making It Smart and Frugal

Living On Main Street

The Pleasure of Voting Early

EnergyBot - the Helpful Energy Supplier Helper!

Replacing my Sonos Audio system due to the encroaching enshittification.

Cold Turkey Quitting my Divitis Addiction with Semantic HTML Markup

2023 - The Year I Met Adderall

Free PayPal IPN Handler with Google Sheets and Apps Script

Setup a Raspberry Pi Zero W to run a Web Browser in Kiosk Mode as a free personal Dashboard

Get out of any cell phone call with this one simple trick!

Who's Number One in sending Spam? Trump, of course.

STOP getting bugged via SMS

Add this streaming app to your arsenal, mostly because it's (ad) free!

How to convert Date/Time into Unix Timestamp in Google Sheets (Simply Copy Formula!)

Welcome Zeno!

Flashback 1960 - Day Planner Page with Reel-to-Reel Note

Green with envy of my cowardly Yellow decision - adopting Home Assistant

You Made The Front Page of Google!

Inflation forced me to make my own Soda!

Parachuting Off My Cloud Addiction

Why are modern Bible translations copyrighted?

Uncle Frank's Liqueur Recipes (Repost)

Insert Coin Scrap Tile Art

Odd Telephone Numbers

Double Your Kitchen Drawer Space with Custom Wood Inserts (No Joinery, All Glue)

Inflation forced me to make my own Breakfast!

I Hate Artificial Intelligence

Quick In-Browser Text Editor - Edit and Save Text - Now with Formatting Removed for easier edits!

Memorial Day Weekend Camping Trip at Delaware Water Gap

If you can't beat them, send them bad packets instead...

Dumping 'Digital'

All Quiet In The Western Font - Free PDF Prank Wall Poster Download

Quick In-Browser Text Editor - Edit and Save Text

Your New Bucket List - Free PDF Download

You Deserve A Standing Ovation!

Your Site Has Been (Not) Hacked

Before and After Vision Test

Welcome Ai Ludwig!

Your Front Door Proximity

Notice Notification Sign Recursive Notice - Free PDF Download

Free Paper Template to Hold 2.7" Passive NFC-Powered e-Paper Module

We Buy Souls - Free PDF Download

Being Microchip Resourceful During The Pandemic

Everything Looks Like a 3D Nail when you only have a Hammer

PrimeFilm 1800 USB Slide Scanner Drivers

Meet Jack & Jill

Audio Snippets from the Cutting Room Floor

My Slow Movie Player

How To Make Pot Lollipops (THC Edibles)

There's No Security In the Past

Dusting Off My Film Degree

So, You Want To Make Custom Stickers like Me?

A Mask is not a political statement, it is an IQ test.

Chewbacca Roar Prank Phone Contest Blank - Free PDF Download

Sailors Urinal Warning Sign - Free PDF Download

Work From Home Opportunities for the Pandemic Confined

Not Open Double-Take Pandemic Business Sign - Free PDF Download

Pizza Pie Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download

Thunderous Radio Reborn! - Stream 1990's Era Mixtapes (Warning: Autoplaying Audio)

Literal Pie Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download

Specifically Vague Office Hours Sign - Free PDF Download

This Blog Post Does Not Exist

Please Don't Confuse Your Google Search With My Medical Degree - Free PDF Download

The Future of Good Old Fashioned Hard Labor - A Short Story

Caution: Trump Lies - Free Unelection PDF Download

I'm Gonna Have To Give Up The News

The 'Infinite Spoken Word Theorem' (Warning: Autoplaying Audio)

Advice from a Tree - Free PDF Download

The Thought Stops Here - Updated Portrait of our Resident

Adding a Random Quote to your Static Blog with Javascript - Web Tutorial

Republicans Love to Absentee Vote! - Free PDF Poster Download

April Fools Day 2020 Postponed - Free PDF Download

Reinventing the Oxcart - Adding RSS to our static written blog

Stay The *uck Inside Letter Sized Poster - Free PDF Download

Coronavirus Vector Illustration - Free SVG Download

Unelection Posters for 2020 (Un-elect Senators Richard Burr & Kelly Loeffler) - Free PDF Poster Downloads

Signs of the Apocalypse

Spit Spreads Death 2020 COVID-19 Update Free PDF Download

No Cigarette Butts in the Flower Pot Sign - Free PDF Download

A Wacky Prediction for Pi Day
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Beware of ideas that can fit on a bumper sticker! Announcing our Sticker Subscription Service - 8 Weeks of Stickers for $20

Pyramid Chart Joke Prank Handbill - Free PDF Download

The Asshole Parking Game - Gotta Give Them All Away! - Prank Free PDF Download

Behind the Design: The look book that inspired a Current T-Shirt Design

Low Self Esteem Meeting Today - Prank Free PDF Download

'Remove Me' Annoying Stickers 16 Years Later - The Trumpdate We've All been Waiting For!

The One Where We Begrudgingly Upgrade Our Blog's Print Stylesheet - A smattering of genius print CSS Tricks to try!

Announcing a New Digital Conversion Service from Under Design - DVD to MP4

Always Put The Fucking Toilet Lid Down!

Reasons to Smoke Marijuana (Repost!)

Going Slightly Viral in 2019

Pac Man Chart Joke Prank Handbill Free PDF Download

A-ha Take On Me 1980's Prank Handbill Free PDF Download

Flying is Instant Gratification; Trains are Delayed Gratification

Fahrenheit is Better for Humans!

Scars are like Tattoos, only with better Stories

Brainteaser Solution Animated: What English 9-Letter Words That Becomes a New Word Each Time You Drop a Letter?

Why Are You Littering? Philadelphia Street Sign Proposal - Free PDF Download

Idea Farm: Citizen Cop - Streaming Video App

New Years Resolutions for Digital Displays - Prank Speak Bubble Signs Free PDF Download

Lost Allen Keys (Joke Lost Sign) - Free PDF Download

Toilet Rules (for Boy's Bathrooms) - Free PDF Download Joke Warning Sign

Fancy Piece of Paper Certificate for Nothing - Free PDF Download Joke Award

In Case of Fire / Use Stairs - Free PDF Download Joke Sign

Deskslapper Prank Printout - Free Download

No Smirking Warning Sign - Free PDF Download Sign

Banjo Lessons Joke Tear-off Poster - Free PDF Download Joke Sign

My Instagram Archive of Images (August 30th, 2014 - March 17th, 2018)

Awesome Tear-off Poster - Free PDF Download Inspirational Sign

Shoplifters will be Prostituted - Free PDF Download Joke Sign!

Beware of Log - Free PDF Download Joke Sign!

Making an Inexpensive yet High Quality Air Filter for your Health!

Thanks ESPO! Love, Under

Octopus Cruelty Awareness Poster - Free PDF Download

Emergency Phone - Art Prank

DIY Raspberry Pi Zero W 120v Eight AC Outlet Relay Controllers

How to reattach the snapped lead on a 1/2" VHS magnetic tape

How to fix a snapped magnetic Compact Cassette Tape - Splicing 1/8" magnetic tape

Pet Turtle Sized Pizza Boxes DIY Prank or Decor - Ninja Turtle Order Slips and Toppings!

Our Handheld iPad Checkout Station using Square technology

Cubbyhole Inception Free PDF Template Design for Ikea Expedit/Kallax Units

Free Official Government Instructions in case of Nuclear Bomb Attack - PDF Download

Email Abuse for Fun and Profit

Free Medical Cannabis Strain Avery 5160 Labels for NJ & CA Dispensaries

Three SD Card Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design

Six Micro SD Card Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design

New Key Dongle / Membership Barcode Saving Mobile App - Free and Secure!

Philadelphia Area Medical Marijuana Dispensaries announced March 2017

Skeleton Key Wallet Stowaway Free PDF Design

DIY Wood Rack Mount Designs with Rack Rails

Wallet-Friendly Septa Token Holder Free PDF Design

Philadelphia Public Pools Map

Drugs By Drone - Delivery Company of the Future!

Hacking Open an Ivee Sleek Voice Activated Clock

Cigarbox Light Switch Cover for Dummies!

As Seen On VCR - Stills from VCR Tapes

Passport Photos on the Cheap (50¢) using our free Photoshop templates

My DIY Vegetarian Chili Recipe

Amazon S3 Redirection Instructions

F@*k You too, Modern Healthcare!

Recovering a (decades old) Windows 2000 Server for Virtualization

What are you doing this Friday in Philadelphia? Come see me DJ at Cafe Chimosa January 16, 2015

Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce Recipe

New Years Day Parade - Philly Mummers (Auto Gallery)

78rpm Vinyl Record Sleeves from the Early 1900's

Philly Naked Bike Ride 2014 - 35 Photos from the Rider's Perspective!

Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride 2014 Preview Photo

My (Bachelor Style) Black Bean Quinoa (BBQ) Salad

Stave off a Hangover with this Simple Trick!

Deducing the Scene of the Crime when you fall victim to Food Poisoning...

Permanently Remove Yourself from Receiving Credit Card Offers - Forever!

Prevent PayPal Drain - Check this Profile 'feature' to prevent Automated Payments

Don't Forget to Backup! Archiving your Raspberry Pi boot SD card to your Macintosh

Cleaning Reel-to-Reel Playback Heads with Alcohol and Cotton Swabs

My Daily Vitamin Regimen and the Reasons behind each Suppliment Choice

How to fix a snapped DAT (Digital Audio Tape) - Breakdown & Reassembled Picture Gallery

New Clothing Tip: Discover How Well Your Fashions Age with this Quick Tip!

I Love My Kitchen Safe! Now Sweets are Locked Away from my own Temptations!

No Room in your Small Apartment to Decorate for Christmas?

Philadelphia City Planning Points Directly to Art Museum

Broke Your Rib? Here's What You Can Expect in the Next Two Months

Media Pirate Shorthand Dictionary & Definitions

Some of my Favorite Comics

Diminutive Crane Delivers Payloads 6-Stories Up in the Conjested City

The Three Minute Test - Download this free PDF of this mind-boggling trick test for Students who need to read before they act!

Radio Craftsmen Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box

How to Buy Social Cred for a Buck!

Slideshow Picture Oddessy through Pocono Lake Preserve, July 2013

Download this free The Pirate Bay Gift Card PDF design, use it to prank or inform newbs!

George Orwell on 'Journalism'

Find Philadelphia - Hilariously dated 1977 Promo Video for the City of Brotherly Love

DIY Window Cleaner - Recycle your Squirt Bottle for Big Savings!

Groovy Vinyl: Pee Wee & Fingers

Exclusive Photos of Two Liberty Place in Philadelphia growing a Unicorn Horn!

Free Downloadable 7 foot Measuring Tape for capturing your Body Measurements for Tailored Clothing

Laptop over 30 years - 1983 - 2013

I Voted Today!

20 Things I've learned in 20 years as a freelance Designer

How to get a local copy of all your hosted WordPress.com images - Follow this step by step tutorial!

Reupholstering My Emeco Armchairs - A Picture Oddessy!

Dining a la Covert Cuisine in Philadelphia

Audio Digitizing Tip: Normalize Vinyl Tracks after you Record them

'Tape It Off The Air' - Blank Reel Tape Manufacturer Teaches you How to Pirate Music!

Hacking a Daily Pill Dispenser for my handful of Horse Pills

Free Clip Art - 50′s-Era Well Dressed Couple Lounging on Couch in Living Room Pen Sketch

I Can Record On a Disc! - The Introduction of Minidisc in 1993

My (Free) European Hosted Raspberry Pi is online!

Bad Designers Copy. Average Designers Imitate. Great Designers Steal.

Making Shortcode URL's easier to read by Humans

July 7 - Pocono Lake Preserve Visit

August 8 - Hidden Door Shelving

August 23 - Diner En Blanc

August 25 - Philly Naked Bike Ride

October 11 - Kai's 9th Birthday

One Hit Wonders: Mac Applications that you can't live without!

Mind-Blowing Story about Life, the Afterlife, and Everyone

Artifact from the Future - WiFi Booth from upcycled Public Telephone

My First Kickstarter Investment Has Arrived!

The Digital Death of Designing for Recto / Verso

The Tiny Tiny iPad Mini

Yet Another Raspberry Pi Bootstrap

My Visit to the Warby Parker Class Trip Bus

Kai's 9th Birthday

Self Portrait

These are Tearable Puns - Download this free PDF Bulletin-Board Print!

Accidental Typography

3 Sure Signs you Should Finally Convert your VHS Tapes to DVD

My DIY Book Scanner Build as told in Pictures

More Blank Reel-to-Reel Audiotape Box Artwork!

Groovy Vinyl Jackets: 78rpm Vinyl Record Sleeves from 1940-50's

Making the Made in America Stage

Compact Cassette Blank J-Card Artwork from India

Philly Naked Bike Ride 2012 - 52 pictures from the Participant View!

Philadelphia's Diner en Blanc - Flash Mob Fine Picnic Dining comes to Philly!

Hidden Door Shelving Layout

Pocono Visit

Looking for clever (funny) Best Man speech jokes?

My Raspberry Pi Has Arrived!

Radio Shack 3 inch Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box Artwork from the 1970's

Advice to the Artist as a Young Graduate: Hang your own shingle

Never talk to a Collection Agency on the Phone!

Gas Money Live in Center City Philadelphia!

Groovy Vinyl: Superior Disc from 1948 (with surprisingly modern advice for budding Turntablists!)

Old Yellowed Folded Thin Paper Free Texture Background - Free Clip Art

Peer-to-Peer Sharing of Music, Circa 1972

Four More Classic Cassette J-Card Stock Artwork from the 1970's

Design blast from the Past: Galaxie Magnetic Recording Tape Outer Box from Coleman Electronics

DIY: Turn your Ikea Moment Glass-topped Desk into a Standing Desk

Four Classic Cassette J-Card Stock Artwork from the 1970's

Design By Committee: The U.S. Pledge of Allegiance over the Years

The Math behind why Compact Disc's sound better than Vinyl Records!

DIY Hanging Bike Racks (with Ikea Broder and Stolmen Parts) for under $15 per Bike!

78rpm Home Recording Vinyl Disc Label Art from 1938

Free Dr. Who 'Tardis' paper craft model PDF

2011 Apartment 2R Upgrades

Sony Reel-to-Reel Blank Audiotape Box

Generic Reel-to-Reel Blank Magnetic tape box from 1967

Slurp! Magazine 1993-94 (East Coast Rave Culture) Issues 4-9 PDF Scans

Shamrock Recording Tape for Reel-to-Reel Outer Box from 1975

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is actually a Ginger!

Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Thrillers and Chillers

Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Scary Spooky Stories

Groovy Vinyl from 1973: Great Ghost Stories

Halloween 2011

BASF Magnetophonband Typ LGS 35 Reel-to-Reel Tape Pivot-out Box

Maestro brand blank Reel-to-Reel magnetic tape box artwork from 1970

Philly Naked Bike Ride 2011 from the Participant View!

Audio Devices Inc. Blank Reel 'Audiotape' Boxart from the 1960-70's

Opt-Out from all the popular Data-Mining Companies who sell your Private Info!

Reel-to-Reel Tape Care & Handling Instructions

Remove Distractions at Work with this Free PDF Sign

The Sound of the Sixties: Liberty Records Inner Vinyl Sleeve

Classic Magnetic Reel Blank Tape Packaging from the 1970's

European Compact Cassette Covers (J-Cards) from the 1980's

Blast from the Past: RCA Victor 45rpm Label Protect Sheets

Free PDF Download the Scott Belt-Drive Turntable PS 59 User Manual

Tablets vs. Laptop - Separating 'Creators' from the 'Consumers'

Groovy Vinyl: Four Types of 'Home Recorder' Record Discs (78rpm) from the 30's and 40's

'Listening In Depth' to Columbia Records Inner Vinyl Liner from the 1950's

1950's Record Manufacturing Plant Illustration from Century Records from Saugus, California

Free PDF Download of the Teac A-2500 Reel-to-Reel Stereo Tape Deck User Manual and Brochure

Groovy Vinyl Jacket: Rock-ola Safety Rim 7 inch Recorder Disc Jacket from the 1950's

Columbia Records Inner Vinyl Liner from the 1950's

20 Easy Ways to Re-use (Unrecyclable) Vinyl Records

Good Reuse of Bicycle Tubes - Save the Environment and turn them into Rubber Bands!

RCA Victor Vinyl Slipcover from the 1950's

How 44¢ saved me $20 thanks to the Government!

Getting my Mustek ScanExpress A3 Tabloid Scanner working under Photoshop CS4 on Mac OSX

TDK Blank Compact Cassette J-Card Art from 1979

Ikea Moment Computer Desk Assembly Instructions in PDF format

Groovy Vinyl: Your Living Bill of Rights

Best of Both Worlds: Hacking an EyeFi SD Card to run CHDK

Blank Cassette J-Card Art of Yesteryear!

Astrological Sign Art from the back of Capitol Unrecorded (Blank) 1/4 inch Reel to Reel Sound Tape Package from 1970

Recordio 78rpm Record 'Album' to Safely Store your Collection - Jacket Artwork from Wilcox-Gay

Free PDF Download of the Panasonic / Technics SV-DA10 DAT Recorder User Manual!

The Blue Note Story (from Vinyl Liner Jacket)

DIY iPad Stand Mods & Hacks

How to Care for an 8mm Video Tape (according to Radio Shack circa 1988)

Ryan & Kristin Davidson's Wedding [Photo Gallery]

Hadas & Dan Reinhertz's Wedding [Photo Gallery]

Jay & Lori Soda's Wedding [Photo Gallery]

Gretchen & Michael Aregood's Wedding [Photo Gallery]

Groovy Vinyl Recently On My Turntable (2010 Annual Edition)

Downloadable Copies of the Sony DTC 690 DAT Recorder User Manual and Service Manual (Free, one click, easy!)

Quick and Dirty FREE Joining of MP3 files on a Mac!

Big Daddy Blake Tart Wedding [Photo Gallery]

Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test #3 - Lemon Lime, Fruit Punch Flavor Review

Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test #2 - Lemonade, Watermelon, Cranberry Lemonade

Four Loko Alcopop Taste Test - Blue Raspberry, Orange Blend or Loko UVA

What you WON'T hear on Television tonight!

Do It Yourself iPad Stand - All you need is Cardboard and this free PDF design!

The Daily Lava Lamp Clock

Own a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook? Download this new printable Forward from the Author!

Philly Naked Bike Ride [Photo Gallery]

Colorado Kitchen Scans [Photo Gallery]

Hope, Nope, Dope, Pope - Knockoff Bumper Sticker found in the wild!

Colorado Davidson Girls [Photo Gallery]

How to Escape Jury Duty Requests & Get Back to Work!

Hacktory Happy Hour [Photo Gallery]

Think we have it bad today? RIAA and MPAA have been long at it.

From the Archives: Static Fish #11 'At Least I Told Him' Comic from 1989

Dead by Dawn Newsletter (3 Issues published in 1993) East Coast Rave 'zine

From the Archives: Static Fish #10 'Anarchy' Comic from 1989

Camping on Assateague Island [Video], Fall 2009

How I Envisioned Modern Day Vampires in 1989

Camping at St. Mary's with Guy [Photo Gallery]

33 Years ago today, VHS was introduced to America

Hadas' Hang Free Photos [Photo Gallery]

Jamming New Technology into Old Devices: My Bluetooth Phone Handset

Hey Mom! A reputable reason for NOT making my bed!

Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 4

Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 3

How I deleted my Facebook account - and you can too!

7-11: Same Cost, Reduced Value (or Where's my 7 ounces of soda!)

I ♥ QR Codes, But PLEASE use them properly!

Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 2

Make your own Power Over Ethernet Injector set for $2 in Parts

Building my cocktail MAME arcade cabinet on the cheap! Part 1

Free PDF Download: Twitter Tiny Blue Bird (Dead or Alive) Vector Logo

My Love/Hate Relationship with Soda Pop

The Government Can't Do Anything Right!

Using Wood Glue to Deep Clean Vinyl Records

Hacktory Inventor's Video

Go Presidential on your Desktop with my free POTUS Desktop, as seen on TV!

Wrist Pain? Watch this 4min Video of Exercises for Tendonitis and Carpal Tunnel!

I Hate St. Patricks Day!

Secret One-Minute Box of Donuts Trick - Prepare your Taste Buds!

My Instant ‘Spray Mount' Booth that Folds Away!

Bachelor Chow: Cornholio (Cheese Corn-Dog Casserole)

Getting still JPEGs from Hawking HNC-210 Internet Cameras

In Which I Make a Stand-up Figure Drawing of Myself....

Ryan's Place [Photo Gallery]

Why are most National Holidays on a Monday?

Nostalgia! Don't Touch That CD-ROM!

Funny Money Marks (Seen this on a Hundred Dollar Bill?)

Jump The Shark Sign - Free PDF Download

Blizzard 2010 Video Gallery [6'40 RT]

Introducing the iPed - Apple's Latest Breaking Technology Mashup

Photos from a Century Ago

My Favorite ATM and Why!

Definition of a QRcode in a QRcode

What "Digital" meant in 1979...

"Online Content is not Worth very much"

Photos from a Century Ago

40's Era Lounge Singer with a Huge Microphone - Free Clip Art

Copyright Bitchslap #2 (and How to Hide Your Internet Activity)

Dead Laptop? Target Disk Mode Is Your Friend!

Sony CCD-TR101 User Manual

38 Days Since Someone Reset this Sign (Part 2)

Downtown Philadelphia [Video Gallery]

38 Days Since Someone Reset This Sign (Part 1)

The Demise (and Reinvention) of Design in Audio Packaging

Christmas Eve in Jewtopia

Sewing Machine Lesson

In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 3)

In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 2)

In Which I Design My Own Messenger Bag (Part 1)

2009 Blizzard Video

Hacking Vinyl Records for the Best Play...

Apple's iSlate is late!

4 Suns

Monetizing My YouTube Video

I Answer Other People's Mail

Recently on my Turntable

(2) 7 inch 78's on the Record Player

2-Minute LED Bulb Diffuser

Death. Taxes. Data-Loss.

Thanks Hack-A-Day!

eBook Demo Videos

iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 4 of 4)

iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 3 of 4)

iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 2 of 4)

iTablet? Meh. eBook? Yeah! (Part 1 of 4)

Voice-O-Graph from 1948

Masters of the 45rpm Universe

Extended Family Portrait 2009

Crazy Idea, Right? - Boost SEO with good writing!

Recently on my Turntable

Making Lasagne with Eva in Colorado on November 29th, 2009

Chumby 2.0

Hannah Ruth Silver and Jason Robert Smith's Wedding on October 26, 2009

Small Metal Objects

Chefame

Hadas' Hang Free Photos

Philly Naked Bike Ride

Run with Hadas

Sylvan's 8th Birthday - July 20, 2009

Pocono Lake Preserve - July 18, 2009

PEX Festival

Hadas and Andrew

Schmidt's with Hadas

Governor Rendell

Hanging with Elvira on Halloween 2008

Jeff Greenhouse Wedding - July 5, 2008

It's all just one damn TXT file to Google!

Bathroom Water Conservation Policy Form

Corporate Bank Chain Parody Logo Print

Hope Nope Dope Pope Sticker - Free PDF Sticker

US Letter-Sized Inkjet Printer Test Sheets

DIY Glass Cleaner Replacement Labels

Plastic Recycling Chart - Free PDF Poster

More Dangerous Looking/Informative DiHydrogen Monoxide (Water) Labels

What Would Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Show?

Kitten Captcha Turing Test Images

What Would Playboy Show?

Ikea Tullsta Armchair on Wheels!

How to replace a dead battery on a Powerfile DVD Jukebox.

Install an External Waste Ink Tank on an Epson Stylus Photo 1280

Christmas 2007

Hang Free

Sean O'Neal Wedding

Camping in Cape May

John Shenk Art Opening

The Lava Lamp Clock

I Hate Keys! Wallet-Friendly Key Holder

What the Easter Bunny Leaves When He Hates You

Philadelphia Skyline Portraits 2007

Party Order Form - Just Fill out, Copy & Cut!

Fuck Buddy Contract

Halloween Graveyard

How to Sew

Mark Levito's 40th Birthday

xFader Build Photos

Hang Free

Selfies

DJing at PADA Party

Phoebe Davidson

Colorado Trip

Bill Gat's Wedding

Mann Music Center Concert

Poconos

Hang Free

Chris & Monique Gantz Wedding

My Birthday Party

Echo Chic Christmas Party

Silk City with Jeff

Thanksgiving Group Photo 2005

2017 Second Floor Polyurthane

Midnight Pretzels Video

Sailing Trip

Hadas at Work

Dinner with Mom and Dad

Mojito with Hadas

Making Time

Elena's Birthday Brunch

Silk City

Hang Free

Mojito

Rittenhouse Concert

HST Pool Party

Jay Soda's 35th Birthday

PADA Christmas in July Party

Darren's House Party - July 3

Live 8 - July 2

Silk City - June 11

Hang Free - May 30

Manayunk with Maria and Dave

Hanging in Manayunk with Maria

Green Room

Karaoke

Wink's Birthday

Monique's 30th Birthday

Jonathan's Karaoke Birthday

Christmas Photos

Ultimate Christmas Party 2004

My Birthday Party

Birthday Photos by Chris Gantz

Birthday at Medusa's

DesigNerds4

Thanksgiving in Princeton

Thanksgiving Eve

Gina's Birthday

Hanging with Tre

DJ Udoh at Medusa's

Halloween on the Cheap

I Spend too much time at Medusa's

Chris Mauro at North Third

Debbie

House Party

Medusa / Bodega

Hanging at Medusa's

Snow Day Parking Spot filled with a Chair? (for South Philadelphia Drivers!)

Remove Me (Anti-GWB Sticker for 2004 Election)

Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!

Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!

January 5 - Hair of the Dog Gala

March 2 - DJ Under Video

June 8 - Booze Cruise 3

June 14 - Erica's House Party

June 22 - Keith & Robin's Wedding

December 31 - New Years Eve 2002

Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!

August 24 - Booze Cruise

September 2 - Don't Fake the Funk

September 28 - Booze Cruise 2

Unchecked Links! Do Not Click!

May 7 - Point to Point

August 6 - Divebar

Photos from the East Coast Rave Scene 1993-1994

Links to my Pratt Institute Undergraduate Film / Video Projects, with embedded viewers to look at my college video and film work. I cringe at the poor acting, sloppy editing, and low-res graphics on these, but remember how tedious the technology was at the time.

The Balcony (1992) 11'25 RT

[Unfinished] Set in Paris during the German blitz during World War 2, an English Spy converts an enemy spy while disposing of another without lifting a finger.

My Brother - 30 sec. P.S.A. (1992) 00'36 RT

Familial love and obligations also influence children to try drugs, too.

Dead (1991) 08'44 RT

Two glimpses of a future wherein one dies famous, the other in poverty.

Chess (1991) 25'47 RT

An American and Russian student find themselves head-to-head in a chess tournament, where their internal struggles become external national rebellion.

Where Are The Next Big Directors (1991) 15'26 RT

In this tongue-in-cheek comedy, two inept directors interview local art school film student directors ineffectively and must cut corners to finish the project.

Travels (1990) 04'20 RT

Stream-of-consciousness trip of film footage.

Trials And Punishment (1990) 03'40 RT

In a futuristic trial, a man is convicted and sentenced to a horrific punishment.

As Yet Untitled (1989) 14'56 RT

An infatuated hacker uses his leet skills to nuke the world when he is scorned by a girl who dates his best friend.

The Successful Pickup (1989) 06'55 RT

A young writer regales us with his pickup skills at a party with a surprise ending.