Strangely, this sign is in no way related to my traveling art show 'In Case Of...', although it has identical phrasing. Inspired by this often-posted image of an alternate version of a typical fire safety sign seen in office buildings worldwide with a personal burning desire to make it better designed, easily shareable, and downloadable for all! Now I can confidently inspire others to also use stairs as a fire-fighting weapon! This is a 2-page PDF file, so don't be immediately disappointed with your download; A very normal looking (and legal and useable) version of the sign is first, followed by page 2 which has the alternate reality version. Print both double-sided on letter-sized sheets of paper for switchable warnings for April Fools!