Having seen this constantly reposted scan of what appears to be an official government instruction on what do in case of a Nuclear Attack, I thought it deserved a clean up and redo so that I might make an easier (better! high resolution!) download for future pranksters, especially in the time when cheesy oligarchs are measuring their dick sizes via nuclear armament. Clearly #7 is the most important on this list, as it's both graphic and crude ending.

Click to download 61kb PDF file to your machine, suitable for printing! Special thanks to SmallPDF for tossing 95% of the garbage in the file for much tinier PDF files in one visit, and TinyPNG for compressing my graphics for quick downloads.