Who's Number One in sending Spam? Trump, of course.

Understatement
By Andrew Davidson
on Aug. 11, 2024

OK, I never look in my Email Trash folder, but when I accidentally deleted an email I needed, I was shocked at the shear amount of Dolt 45 Trump spam I was getting:

trump_spam

It goes on an on, with different senders, all griping and complaining about two-faced lies and injustices they simply made up. I've been silently deluged with this garbage for weeks now it seems... And no, this was well before the announcement of their scotch-taped together system getting hacked...

Republican Dirty Tricks

I know those inept nepo-assigned cocaine-addicted motherfucking assholes at the RNC have used their feeble Trump-branded minds to silently copy the local registered voter lists of areas they aren't gonna win (Philadelphia being one), and then hope some of their emailed garbage and lies floats to the top and past our Spam filters.

It won't. I'm smarter than you. We're all smarter than you.

Assuredly, the domains and accounts that are responsible for these silent crimes will disappear completely before anyone flags them for fines and banning the domain from all email transactions. They'll shift to another dumb domain and repeat ad-nauseum. Fuck the Republican National Committee and it's shady political tricks to sling lies about their candidate, the (I can't believe I have to list all this):

  1. Convicted Felon
  2. Admitted Rapist
  3. Documented Liar ...
  4. Russian-Controlled Puppet
  5. Nepo Baby
  6. Reknown Grifter
  7. Certified Creep
  8. Admitted Child Predator
  9. Clearly Illiterate
  10. with a Babies Vocabulary

All this from a guy who claims to be White, when before he was Orange... Which is is Donny? Are you an Oompa-Loompa or White? Either way, you sure smell like shit!

Fuck Donald Trump

Mad thanks to Google and Gmail for keeping this garbage spam from my virgin eyes in the first place. Fuck you to the RNC digital marketing team, I hope your high school crush tells you what an ugly dumb loser you are to your face at the next reunion.