Gulf of Presidential Intelligence

My jovial friends over at MapQuest (the O.G. World Map & Directions people - remember their turn by turn printouts of directions before the advent of cell phones?) have rightfully poked the big dumb Orange Executive in Chief in his squinty charlatans eye with a sharp stick. Considering how quickly Apple and Google subtlety made the US Versions of their digital maps cow-tow to his 'Executive Order', which means nothing outside of the United States...

You can rename the Gulf of Mexico!

Craft your own 'Executive Order', and simply visit this delightful link powered by MapQuest to generate your own 'new' name for the Gulf of Mexico and send it to all your friends for street cred and millennial rizz. My embedded version above signifies my disdain and loathing of America's choice for convicted felons working ransacking the Federal Government, but you can name the large body of water to the west of Florida after your Dog, your Secret Passion, or simply rename it the obvious (and worldwide accepted name) of the Gulf of Mexico.

Fuck you resident Trump!

Blogger Louie Mantia mirrored my own valid concerns about the Orange Felon a few days back (which inspired this childish rebellion), and it's more about how quickly big tech rushed to bend the knee and kiss the ring, signifying the alignment of 1% money and political power for the foretold future. The people need to rise up and squash this power grab now, but I fear it may be too late...